What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Q: Why does my arm itch? A: I got bit on the arm by a mosquito

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A Boy Walks Up To A Frog At the Bus Stop And Says, “Why Are You So Upset?” And The Frog Replied, “I’m Waiting For The Bus Because My Car Just Got TOAD!”

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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? There's an alive one at the bottom what's worse than that? He ate his way out what's worse than that? He enjoyed it

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why did justin fuck alice and maliyah to have fun

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Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

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Aodhan peanut head Hearty

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if quiz is quizzal whats test?

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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(SPOILER ALERT) The following are a few punchlines: "I didn't know what you did, but I stepped on a duck!" "I can't believe I just blew thirty bucks!" "Hold on buddy, I'm about to save you $10,000" "To get to the other side!" "Because 7, 8, 9!" "She had no arms!" "A fridge!" "I don't have Ferrari in my garage!" "The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go!" "And if it wasn't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college!" "It was stapled to the chicken!" "I proved it to him." "The holocaust" "Red paint" "A stick." "I wished for a big orange head." "No." "A bicycle is an object and a black man is a human being." "A pilot." "The papa tomato steps on him and says ketchup." "You left your engine running!" "That's what she said." "TV watches you!" "I think so Brain, but where will we get that many cucumbers at this time of night?" "Rectum? Damn near killed him!" "One but it takes two episodes and the bald guy dies."

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart? A bilateral incision on the upper left region of the sternum.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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