Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

Your mom is soooo fat..... She'll most likely suffer a heart attack

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

What is Lil Wayne's first name? Wayne

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

You're flying over a lake in your canoe and the wheels fall off. How many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? None! because ice-Cream doesn't have legs!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

Anthony Dephillips is handsome

why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

A Black man and a racist walk into a bar. There was a ruckus.

What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Michael Castillo is gay

Mark Wilson

Have you heard about the Polish hockey team? They're not very good, but what they lack in skills they make up for in enthusiasm and good team spirit.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Hi.

why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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