Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died! Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey!!

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

Woman rights.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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