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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Why was the little girl sad? Because she was brutally raped up the ass

Do you like your life? No. OK.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

Haikus can be fun But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

Justin Bieber is a good singer.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

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