Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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What lights up a soccer stadium? A soccer match.

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How do gay guys have sex with women?? They dont, they are gay.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

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What do you call it when someone walks on another person's head? It depends. Face up, fetish. Face down, hate crime.

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Why didn't the woman cook dinner for her husband? She had to work late.

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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Justin's humor

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Why was the black man hand cuffed by a woman cop? Because they are a married couple who feel like role play will help spark their sex life again.

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Why did the chicken kill himself? Because he was bullied as a child and is now suicidal

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Q: What is the difference between a Ginger and a shoe? A: A shoe has a sole

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Whats worse than eating a worm? Haveing a worm die in your penis.

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Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

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have you seen Stevie Wonders house? Nope. oh well sorry for bothering you

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I was at the ocean, and I saw a screaming fish. Then it died.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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How many fingers does Charlie Sheen have? 8. and 2 thumbs. just like most everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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