- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Whats the difference between an oven and a fridge One is hot and the other is cold

What do ghosts get whaen they watch porn ? a boner

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Q:Why did the man throw his clock out the window A:Because he didn't like his clock

What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

How do stop a clown from laughing? Hit in the face with a hatchet.

What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

Why did the plane crash? Why? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was feeling suicidal due to an existential crisis.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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