What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

what did binladin say when he got to hell? oh no. im in hell

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

What do you call a person with no legs playing soccer? A soccer player.

What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

Two Poles are walking down the street. One says "Look out, I think that's dog shit." The other man thanks him and avoids the excrement.

what did one cupcake say to the other cupcake? nothing because they were both cupcakes.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Q: What do the Terms of Service say? A: I dont know, I didnt read them.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Your such a whore, you most likely cut your own clothes so people will see more of your body that they find physically attractive and make a partner for sex easier to obtain

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a bed? A: The victim of a serious car accident in a hospital bed.

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Roses are black Violets are black Grass is blac- Oh wait, it's night time. I'll be back in 12 hours.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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