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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Not much, that would not be so great.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

What's the difference between a model and a baby? I didn't have sex with a model last night.

Who is the girl that has had sex with over 10 guys? Georgia Hidi

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dyslexic men? 25

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

Whats long and black? The unemployment line

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? -Nothing, he doesn't know sign language.

How do you kill a retard You give em a kinfe and ask who's special

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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