What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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nba live 13

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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Heartlight

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

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Woman Rights

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did someone see a penguin walking in the desert? They were dreaming, because Penguins waddle and live in the Arctic.

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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Little Jimmy has 100 candy bars, and he eats 95 of them. What dies little Jimmy have? Diabetes

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, who shat in my garden

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a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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What happened to the guy who got bullied? He commited suicide.

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Why did the rabbit cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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