- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

Republicans

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

knock, knock... no one replies and it becomes obvious that no one is in the house.

What do you call a black man with gold teeth? Cruchie.

A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Whats the difference between a 100 dead babies and a ferrari? One is an automobile and the other is a tragic reminder that SIDS is a serious and deadly problem.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

Roses are red but violets arent blue!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

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