You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Your mother is so fat. But I'm fine with it.

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I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

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Faithful men.

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

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american government

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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Knock Knock Who's There AT&T Guy Mom it's for you

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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how do 2 gay guys walk... one pounces into the others butt

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Two gorillas swing into a bar and are promptly escorted out because the gorillas are alcoholics.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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