What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

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knock knock Who's there? The repo man Why? You're being evicted

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing.

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

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Would anyone like to contribute to my slush fund?

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There's my tractor.

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Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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What do you call a woman with no arms or legs that fell off a boat fucked

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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A tiger walks into a bar, the patrons ran out terrified.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. These are facts. Good day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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