- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between you and a mallet with a cold? Ones a sick duck...I forget what I was about to say but your mother is a whore

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Why was the Mexican smart? Because he was very well educated and went to college, and got a Ph.D

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Harry Styles

why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

You idiot.

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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