phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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charly ate an apple. the apple was filled with poison and charly died.

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No-one because that's not feasible.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

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what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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