What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

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The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

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Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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A: you have a strong arm. B: yea i work ou- A: you can master bate a whale.

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pee

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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A man knocks on a wooden door. A woman says who is it?

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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Nyan cat had pancakes for breakfast.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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