- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

what do you call gingers ugly.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

What's black, blue, and red all over? A baby after I kill it

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

How did the young child react when a bullet went through his head? He fell to the ground and his heart stopped beating.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

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What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Knock knock Who's there Never mind

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