Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Why did the handicap man scream for help? Because he fell out of his wheel chair

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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why did the chicken cross the road? cause kade touches himself at night

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

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Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

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Welcome to make your own anti joke! Please use tkeyboard usually available somewhere below this screen.

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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sky's the limit said the tree a.w. j.p.

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What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Why are you crying? I'm not crying. Oh.

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Why did the black man laugh at my joke? k.

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What is 2 + 2? 3 LOL

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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