What happens if you confuse your male best friend's and your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, their both named Adam.

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That's what she didn't say

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Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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whats worse than dying alone? dying with a boner.

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falling didnt make the difference

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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Two women are sitting next to each other in a bar minding their own business.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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School

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

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A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

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How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

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In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

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doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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