- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get off my porch.

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

A man walk into a bar. Just kidding he has no legs.

Do you like your life? No. OK.

Ask if I'm a aardvark. Are you a aardvark? Yes.

Whats better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics????? NOT BEING RETARDED!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Jerry Jerry Who? Jerry Sandusky, I've come to rape your kids.

Moo! I'm a goat!

Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Ask him to come down.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? I don't know. He couldn't open it.

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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