- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and deaf, and to put her behind the wheel of a motorized vehicle would be extremely dangerous.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head

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How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

What did the French-Italian couple name their child? Angelo Pierre Smith, giving tribute to the father's uncle Angelo, and the mother's great-grandfather, Pierre.

Breast cancer.

There was a man sinking in quick sand. He looked in the sky and said, "God, if you spare my life, I'll be a great person and believe in you all my life." He died.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

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