What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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This is the concept of anti-joke.

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"33"

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A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

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What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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How does a person put an elephant in a closet? First they have to open the door, then put the elephant in and close the door. That was easy well how does a person put a giraffe in. You probably said open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door. Well you missed a step first you have to take the elephant out then you can put in the giraffe. Well both animals are to big to fit in a closet so you can't put them in and also the person who put the animals in is schizophrenic and the animals are fake so if you believed that you could fit them in there you might be delusional.

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civil rights

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How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

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What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo Boo who? It's just a joke you don't have to cry about it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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