A teenage girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges on the other side completely unharmed.

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What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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Whats red and bad for your teeth? A brick Courtesy of: http://samsjokeoftheweek.moonfruit.com/

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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The president, Oprah and Abraham Lincoln are sitting in a crashing airplane. lol

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because he felt he had nothing left to live for

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Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

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the WNBA

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knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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What do grizzly bears and people have in common? Neither can survive in outer space, due to depressurization, lack of oxygen, and absence of basic survival needs.

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how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

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What's made of wood and has an eraser? a 2x4 i lied about the eraser.

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a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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