Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

Q: What do you get when you cross an Elephant and a Rhinoceros? A: Merriam-Webster defines "cross" as "an affliction that tries one's virtue, steadfastness, or patience." This comedic exercise is one such affliction.

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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