A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Q.why did the woman die A.she left the refrigerator door open then left the kitchen

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

A person expresses their opinion online. Another person thanks them for sharing their opinion but kindly disagrees, then he wishes the other person to have a good day.

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

How do you keep a black man out of your back yard? Tell him to go away.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What do you call a man with a towel on his head? A good target.

Gangnam style

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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