What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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why do rednecks wear big belt buckles? it's a tombstone for a dead dick:)

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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I am a women

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Why the bird can't fly? Because i cutt off his wings.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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