If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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an athiest walks into a church

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Women's rights

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What do Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both well known figures who have inspired many.

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i feel like i will die some heroic death, but its more likely i will trip over my dog and choke on a spoonful of frosting.

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Jimmy was skipping in the park one day when a young boy stopped him. "Hello there, would you like to be friends? We can go behind the old oak tree and play soccer!" asked the boy. "Ok!" replied Jimmy, and they went off together to play. The so-called 'young boy' was actually a wanted midget rapist. Jimmy was brutally raped and filmed. The film was later uploaded onto the internet where it blew up in a matter of weeks. Jimmy had to move schools 6 times and had to go to counselling every week. He finds it hard making friends and later went on to become a heavy cocaine addict.

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What is similar about a goose and newly weds? They both aren't chairs

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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penis

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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how long does it take a meth-head to rob your flat? not long at all, and they'll take everything. they need to, it's an addiction

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

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why did the blond walk in to a door because she was not paying attention

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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