What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Whats he difference between a rock and a dead baby? I'm not spemding the rest of my natural life in an insane asylum for eating a rock!

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How do you make a homeless person cry? cut an onion in front of him.

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What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

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Your mama's so fat, that when she opened the window, wind came in!!!

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Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

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Your mom is so fat, she got obese and died.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

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What's black, white, and red all over? The color scheme. Except for the black and white. They're shades.

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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