Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

Joke

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

if you like, i will tell my crush maddy i love her, just kidding i wont do shit.

What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

A black guy walks into a basketball court.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why little Susie often molested as a child? She was probably a good-looking child.

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

Y- You O- are L- such a O- Loser

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

mark is religion

2 men walk into a bar. 3 come out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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