How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

My mother forgot to make me a sandwich today.

The black man leaves the strip club.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

why am i sore i bummed a giraffe

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

You ever hear that joke about Helen Keller? Neither has she.

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a cannibal and like to burn people.

Cows are land manatees.

drugs.

Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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