what did the man living in the box buy with his new found money? A bigger box.

Yesterday I was walking my dog and while I was walking my dog, guess what happened? It got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

What's big and white?

Why is Justin Biber so white? there's nothing in the closet.

What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

Why Did The Black Guy Eat Watermelon? Because he lives in south africa where they are commonly grown and needed a healthy snack.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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what did the palatiespussy say to the asain how many cocaines did i say was a black pankakkkke MMMFUUCCK NORDSTRUM(CUM)

whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

What did the guy at the office order on his pizza. Pepperoni :)

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

Q: If Hitler spots a jew, what will he do? A: You suck at history dude, Hitler is dead! Moral: What? You did not get the daily news?

Josh brown, Cant have sex, you want to know why...... Because he has a smelly vagina

Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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