Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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who lives in a pinaple under the sea? japanesse people!

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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What do you get when you mix a elephant and a rhino? A nasty tasting smoothie.

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salad days!

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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how do you beat up 3 year old with ease? you beat her up, 3 years can't fight for shit.

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Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

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What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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whats worse than 2 people dying? 3 people dying.

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