- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

i had sex i stuck my dick into your mouth

Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

How do you get rid of door knocker? You run at them with a chainsaw.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

whats the dif...mexicans are gay

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

what did the photographer tell the model? You're ugly.

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

Q: Why did the little boy who just got over a terrible sore throat fall down the stairs? A: His legs were brutally torn off by wolves.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Q: What did the chinese guy say to his friend? A: ??

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

you had me at "hello", no need to add "you're under arrest"

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