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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

Your mama is so stupid that she thought Brendan Fraser was a good actor.

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

A black man walks into a bar and treated with equal care

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

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