What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Not because she had no arms, but because she just had no hands.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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NAACP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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