How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

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Why did the old man drop his milk? He had a stroke.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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A blind was staring at a girls ass. Her boyfriend promptly bludgeoned the man unaware of his illness.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

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I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands, when they first came out. Well, I say bought. I actually stole it from a short, fat ginger kid.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

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Q:what is a wheelchairs biggest fear A: steps

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What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

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what did the teacher say to his student? do your work.

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no

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