- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

Bags of delicious poop.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

Wy did the man fall? A tree fell on his legs!

luke moore cant pull it back

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

tee hee

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

There's a fine line between hyphenated words

Q: What's green and goes through walls? A: A pickle, you just have to throw it really hard.

Why are there no swimming pools in Mexico? The average yearly income is $3,523, and pool chemicals are very expensive.

A man with ADD walks into a bar, what did he say? Look a squirrel!!!

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