- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and lasagna? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A man with a blue house wears a blue shirt and wears blue jeans. Someone from a red house with a red shirt knocks on his door. He is invited in because they are friends and both have a wonderful time.

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

why do people play xbox 360's? because there poor people who cant afford a ps3

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What do you get when you cross chocolate pudding with your mother's slippers? A spanking.

3 blind mice walk into a bar. they have no idea of their surroundings and are quickly crushed to death.

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

What's worse than the Holocaust? People trying to be funny writing the same jokes over and over.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

Whats worse than finding a spider in your shower? Getting repeatedly stabbed in the dick by a rapid chipmunk.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

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