- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

What's worse than getting raped? Getting anal raped twice

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

Your dad is so fat, that eventually he got on Biggest Loser and ended living a very successful life.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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