- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

yo mama so fat, she got more chins than china town

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What's sad about an elderly couple who has had a long, fruitful marriage? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Penis.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

What's better than winning $5000 a week for life?! Winning any larger sum of money a week for life, and sex.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

Did you hear about the guy who broke his legs? His legs were broke.

What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

What did the President give his wife for her birthday? Women's Rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Peter

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