Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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what do you wear at a funeral? white. lol jk black

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

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What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

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What rhymes with milk...milf

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A man walks into a bar, Esept it wasn't a bar and he was running.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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Im black

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