- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

womens rights

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Im black

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

A cat playing laser tag.

how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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