- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

What's black, white, and red all over? An ovulating mulatto woman.

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

What is blue and flies across the room? A baby with a punctured lung.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

hey how do you turn the Xbox controller off thats easy turn the xbox off.

Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

On a scale of Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky how much do you like kids?

What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't reply because horses don't speak. However, he is confused and scared by the unfamiliar surroundings. Trying to escape, the horse breaks his leg. The horse must be put down.

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