What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender shoots him.

I just pooped in my boyfriends mouth. He ate it. Ps. I am a boy

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

What's black and has ne education? A tire.

Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

How did the magician make it look like there are 2 books on the table? By putting 2 books on the table

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

This is a random Anti joke.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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