- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What's circular and round A circle

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

I'm a lion hear my threat ** you * and then go ** yourself. if your scared and you know it and you really want to show it crap your pants.

A guy walks into a bar. He has a couple beers, gets in his car and goes home. He got arrested on the way because it is illegal to drink and drive.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

There once was a man who couldn't finish any sente

What's worse than opening your pantry door and finding nothing desirable to eat? Repeated high voltage electrical shocks to the anus.

Why did the boy cry? Because he had a frog stapled to his face. Why did the boy cry harder? Because it queefed in the boys mouth.

I've had Alzheimer's for as long as I can remember... So since yesterday.... CHAYOTE ASTRONAUT SPACE SAY WHAT?!?!?!

Goldilocks walks into a bar. But its not really a bar, it's a bear cave and she is eaten by porridge eating bears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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