Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Whats worse than a joke? This

You just read this ..

dick dick dick... frogs

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Once you go black, you have a high chance of being in an interracial relationship.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Q. I'm not hot, I'm not cold I'm not young, I'm not old I'm not lame, I'm not cool I'm not smart, and I'm not a fool. What am I? A. Text

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Donald Trump.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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