- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

Want to hear a joke? Unequal rights.

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Knock knock Who's there? What are you, blind?

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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