What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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So a blond is rowing a boat in the middle of the field. It turns out she was insane and was trying to escape from the sanitarium.

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What do you call a dumb blonde with no hair? You don't, since there is no way of knowing that she is blonde.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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If I had a dollar for every time i got distracted, I want some ice cream

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There's a Korean Black person and a Mexican on a cliff who jumps first? Who Cares

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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What's the difference between Jews and Germans? Jews are allowed to have an opinion about the Holocaust and hoot and holler and threaten anyone who has a different opinion than they. The sad, anti-joke part of this is that most morons will actually support this tyrannical bullying behavior. Also, special taxes against Germans that they're not allowed to have a problem with. I guess slavery is okay if you're White.

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Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Democracy.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

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