- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Why are all black people fast? because all the slow ones are in jail.

What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

Abbie shaved her arse today....then it smiled at me

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

What's the difference between Izzy and a hobo? Nothing...they both have no job and no friends

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

hey do you eat out a woman properly? you cook her first and then eat her. -jeffery dahmers

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

What do you call a gay scientologist? His first name or last name, depending on how close you 2 are.

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