Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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What do you call a boy with no arms? Names.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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