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A lion and a cheetah raced each other and the cheetah won Lion: "man you're a cheetah!" Cheetah: "no you're lion!" Then the cheetah tears off the lions head and feeds it to their babies

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

Top 10 Signs You Might Be Lonely and in Need of a Friend 10. Your closest friend has a skull tattooed on his knuckles and goes by the nickname bruiser. 9. You are becoming a little too fond of chess and pocket protectors. 8. You parents complain that your friends are a "Pack of wild chickens"-and it's not a figure of speech. 7. You follow your mailman around in hopes of a good conversation. 6. A cop pulls you over for speeding, and you add him to your Chistmas card list. 5. Your equation for a snappy party = TV remote + bean dip. 4. You forward e-mail jokes to yourself regularly. 3. You six best friends are Monica, Chandler, Phoebe, Joey, Ross, and Rachel. 2. You've named all of your roaches. 1. Phone solicitors hang up on you!

why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

Why couldn't the young pirate get in to the movie? Because he wasn't old enough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

Yo Mama is so fat that she has to wear large clothes.

Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Autism speaks but not really

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob