what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

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Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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Why did Tupac Shakur get shot? He was a famous and very controversial celebrity, which naturally led to having a lot of enemies.

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What did Hitler get for Christmas? Some shoelaces for his shoes so he could tie his little knotsies.

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What is a chair?

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What happened to the cow that couldn't moo? It died because it could not make it's needs known to it's fellow herd and was bullied and isolated.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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How do you make a baby float? Two scopes of Ice cream and two scopes of baby.....and the holocaust.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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