what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Was in a coma, survived trough smoke and mirrors, and I had 3 separated sections of my order in order to test the efficiency of my words, united we are about 6.800.000 people. Excuse my anger below, I mean I was in a coma and ended up on some hard painkillers, and while I am still tapering down on a "totally medicinally safe" dosage of 20 mg valium its a bitch, even for a guy that enjoys a mild painkiller every now and then in order to focus. Excuse my excessive typing, its paincontrol vs the stress and all 64 side effects of valium. I am alive, and my followers know that, I do not mean to brag, but Neronism tends to end up fucked up when I am gone with people trying to live up to what only I can do apparently, so I decided it was time to mash the separate groups together... Btw, we live at point zero now, if you do not know where that is, I can inform you at later time. But be quick about it if you have more questions, we only chat on horsehead due the "discussed hours"

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

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What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue At least that's what I've been told But honestly I've never seen those flowers so I wouldn't know.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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Yo mom so fat that even Torres won't miss her

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The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

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What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

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What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

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