my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

good one jess !!

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

salad days!

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

what's the best way to eat a dead baby? stewed into chili with jalepeno cheddar corn bread on the side

Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

say cheese

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

black chicken. kfc

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

gabbi nunez ;)

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