why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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What doesn't kill you and doesn't make you stronger? Aids

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Heheheheh, Good one, you made me laugh, you just made me realize that it was indeed I that said that to you once, and now you are telling me. I know now, I am happy, not because I seek happiness, but because thinking, finding solutions, guiding myself and others, is what makes me happy. I feel like an alien, because my ideals, my solutions hopes and dreams that grow out of a result of my constant thinking, will never be in this world. Yet I also feel human now, because it could have been, humanity could have succeeded...

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Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

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Republicans

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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A woman went in the kitchen and made you a sandwich.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

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From the makers of Call of Duty 1, comes Call of Duty 2.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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What is black and white and red all over. A pile of dead zebras

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squash squash who squash my ass

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