a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What's black and white and red all over? A panda with red paint splattered on it

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Q. How do you blindfold a Chinese man? A. With a blindfold.

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

Pain Olympics.

There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

A car enters a curve. An ice-cream man pops out from a manhole and throws a pine cone to the car.

I did your mom-A FAVOR-by making you-A SANDWICH-my favorite part was when she stripped-THE LETTUCE-then i touched her boob-OO-then we fucked

oooh look a banshee

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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