A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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Why did they use the phone as a football? Because it was a phone-ball.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why do white people go to black people's yard sales? Because they know they sale good quality stuff -Travis

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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What's big and long? My dick.

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Man in Balcony: You're telling it wrong!

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Roses are red vielots are blue but they aren't as sweet as you.Can you be my Valentine ny choclate cupcake will you me my choclate

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

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Women's rights

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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