Why is Cindy crying? She got a branch stuck in her eye which irritated her sensitive cornea so her tear duct produced a tear to help shed the material from her eye.

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This is a joke

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Where can you find a good lawyer? At a reputable law firm.

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What is small and gives people courage? Certain kinds of illegal drugs

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What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

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No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

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What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy walking into a bar, A couple of multicultural friends grabbin' a drink.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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whats the difference between my mom and your mom nothing they are both sluts

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How do you seat four gay guys at a bar when there's only one stool? Flip the stool over.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Old guitars sound like cat's guts

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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Justin's humor

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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What did the boy do when he ran out of Pringles? He killed himself.

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How do you get a pirate out of your seat? Politely ask him to move for you were there first.

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you know whats not funny? the Holocaust

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What stands on the corner oof every major city at night? A cop

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

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