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Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

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Why did the boy go to the hospital? He didn't. Unfortunately the gunshot wound severely injured the boy and he was unable to be revived in time to survive.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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every time I stay in the water too long my pp gets all shriverly sometimes can't find it omg that's so weird

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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A termite walks into the pub and says "Is the bar tender here?"

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roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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I walk into a bar...

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A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

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why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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