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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Why did the beaver cross the road? To meet Justin Bieber!

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

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Hey, did you guys hear what happened the Steve Jobs? He died.

"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

A man walked into doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

If it wasn't for my horse I'd never go to college.

While i was driving, my son asked, 'Have you had an accident in the last 5 years Dad?' And I replied, 'You're almost four now son'.

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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Two elephants are walking down the street. They have already killed 12 people including 11 children and their foster parent.

How many retarded mexicans can you fit in a smart car? Two.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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