What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What did the football coach say to fire up his team? Nothing. He was not legally allowed to say anything to his team as they were being locked out by the coach's boss, the owner of the team and anything that he said to them could lose him his job.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

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Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

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Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

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why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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