What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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Jesus, Mohammed, and Moses walk into a bar and sit down at a table. They glare at each other for a moment before turning to watch the baseball game. They support opposing teams.

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What happened to the Mexican who commited suicide? He died.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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what happens when 15 babies cross the street? well, some may be hit by cars. others will have to face the harsh life of reality.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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What's green and smells like yellow paint? Green paint.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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Yo mama is so fat she could be a plus size model because she's big and hot.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

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What do you do i a stranger offers you candy? Make sure its not stale then jump in his van.

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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