Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

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Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

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If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

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Women's Rights Movement

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Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

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Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

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What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

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yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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