Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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If Miley Cyrus has the ability to come in like a wrecking ball, how come she can't twerk?

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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One night I went to this pub, they had a big jar full of $10 notes in top of the bar. I asked the bar tender what was that jar for and he told me that they have a donkey around back and if you make it laugh you win the jar. So i went around the back and i come back around 5 mins later and the donkey was laughing its head off. So i grabbed the jar and told the boys lets hit the clubs.Two weeks later i went to the same pub and they had another jar with $10 notesso i asked the bar tender what that jar was for and he goes to me "that donkey has been laughing ever since you left, now we want the donkey to cry" So I asked for a go and went around the back and when i come back the donkey was crying. as i went to go grab my jar but the bar tender stops and asks me how i did it. the first time i came i told the donkey i had a bigger dick then him.. the 2nd time i showed him.

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Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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Q: What do you call a guy that is smart? A: A SMART Guy.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Provolone

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

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What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

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