What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash and the other one is a watermelon.

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(402)217-6102 that is Jesse

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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all your base are belong to mark

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Your face is hilarious.

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What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

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What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

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Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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