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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

If you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

Why do black men like bit butts? Because they can not lie.

I had friends on the Death Star.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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